Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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