Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
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the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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