i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
only you would photoshop your dick
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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