On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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