It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
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