@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I supernannyed him into submission
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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