Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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