Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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