? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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