better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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