Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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