shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
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Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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