you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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