Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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