I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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