found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
nutella sex= disaster
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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