I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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