I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Someone signed my nipple.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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