Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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