"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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