they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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