ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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