Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
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I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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