..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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