you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
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