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(503): View more from Oregon

do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?

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(361): View more from Texas

yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.

(361): View more from Texas

I just can't bring boyfriends home.

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(707): View more from California

Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...

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(208): View more from Idaho

Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.

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