what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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