So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
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of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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