and you said cock pushups were impossible
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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