the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Holy sore nipples Batman
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
