she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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