your thong is hanging out like whoa
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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