Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
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It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.