i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
