last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary