Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
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writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.