im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I look excited, but its just a facade.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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