You surviving the open bar?
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oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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