If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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