He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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