Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
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He just called me juicy booty via text message.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
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It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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