I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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