Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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