Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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