AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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