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• (360): View more from Washington

  Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...

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• (954): View more from Florida

  pedialite and red bull = repair kit

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...

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• (424): View more from California

  Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?

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  "Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room

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