so let's talk penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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