trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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