I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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