do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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