Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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