I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
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making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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