Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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