her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
handjob tips. give me some.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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