we have officially lost it.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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