I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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